spykee

Dude's getting 3hrs more than anybody on the planet but is yet to take over the world. My 9th grade was wrong when she said even the richest man in the world gets the same 24hrs as everybody else. Stop lying, Ms. Dorene.

@[email protected] it's been almost 16hrs. Have you lost everything? Has your uncalculated gamble paid off?

I'm following this dude from now on. Who knows when he burps out another wisdom nugget from his mouth.

Edit: I'm following this dude/gal/person/dragon/alien/chair from now on. Who knows when he/she/they/it burps out another wise nugget from his/her/their/its mouth.

Still learning to be all inclusive. It'll take me a while.

He was a gay porn star. Gay Mafia & the gay secret agent were his two super hit plots.

You answered the first part of the question.

Do you regret giving up on it or are you still hunting? We need answers, tell us, smotherpucker.

Now I understand that. Thank you programming language knowing person/animal/plant/alien/robot!

Hey! I never imagined I'd ever meet you. Big fan!

Lemmy has a lot of people who are ready to die on a tiny hill.

Not at all a petty thing man. Even our eyes are horizontal. Movie theatres have horizontal screens. Those who don't agree with this can go eat a bag of carrots.

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I know it's old, but I still cannot believe it's the same woman in every panel. Girl looks like a different person in each pic.