shyguyblue

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

To Sto'Vo'Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to "rest in peace". Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I've never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don't count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I'm to be put to death because I'm gay. Fights over, decency lost.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Suicide rate about to chime in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Hack n slash games: disable weapon "trails".

I don't need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (4 children)

No one wants to pay for channels they don't watch...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I'd just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well this hits home.

A week or two ago, i had what i call my "weepy waves". I get a sudden, intense desire to burst into tears for about a minute. Then I'm fine for about 15, then more tears, then calm, repeat

Fortunately, it was the last hour of my shift, so the security cameras only caught four of em, but when i was leaving, i burst into tears in the middle of the parking lot.

Got about $15 for my troubles...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

AI Models Falter ~~Answering Election Questions in Spanish~~.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I took care of one of my mother's dogs, an overeater bordering on obese (the dog, my mother weighs 120 freedom units).

I went through about four different dog food brands before settling on RRs, apparently it's good enough to eat when hungry, but not good enough to gorge.

So in short, I like her dog food because it's adequate.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Short answer: I bite back now.

Long answer: My parents are hard-R Republicans. Every time they start getting all "demoncrats r bad" i just ask them, "Why do you want me dead so fucking bad? I know from being raised by you that you fucking hated me growing up, but to vote for "gays should be executed"? This is exactly why you didn't have grandkids, the thought of putting more of your hate in the world is abhorrent to me..."

I've only had to pull that one out twice, so far, but it hits them hard when they still (I'm a few months away from 40) insist I "give them grandkids".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was the iMac a casualty of the "capacitor plague" that happened a few years ago? I revived an old monitor pretty easily from a blown cap

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