peoplebeproblems

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Ever since I was a kid my dreams have been crazy as hell. Last night, I had a dream where I was dropping my kid off at school, but there were people on both sides of the road standing waiting for a wedding. I see the couple and nope right out. Turning around a curb, suddenly I was in a fucking baseball stadium and rows of seats cut me off. I had to get home so I got out of my car? I'm walking down the stairs when I hear "oh, there it is!" I look up where the person was pointing to the sky. I see some rocket like thing, and assumed it was fireworks. It stopped, I hear three dreaded bomb falling noise, and then it slams into a seat a few rows down from the wedding. I hit the deck because I don't want to die. But instead of exploding it sprays enough glitter throughout the stadium I ended up with a mouth full. Then I get out of there, call my mom, explained what happened, head to their house which is now a bunker in new York City and they refuse to believe what I went through. Then I woke up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Ooooh that paper bag idea is nifty.

We actually discovered something that worked far better than peanut butter - Reese's peanut butter cups. You break off a little piece, squish it into a ball, and place it on the bait lever. Not a single trap misfired once we switched to that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

If you have used Matlab, Or R, there is a huge range of data science that only really requires an undergrad in math. Hospitals that run their own Clinical Trials usually have a consistent need.

Really you're eligible for anything statistics related, and there is a lot out there. Some job titles to look for:

  1. Data Scientist
  2. Statistical Analyst
  3. Statistical Programmer
  4. Signal Analyst (this is usually government related)
  5. Data curator
[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

They will have a joyous time with it. And you might find eviscerated mice under your couch one day. But my two dumbass fur balls just thought they were awesome toys.

Never figured out quite when they stopped coming in. The only really humane way to kill em is snap traps. I probably went through a couple dozen of them before they stopped showing up.

I was against using poisoned food traps because the last thing I wanted was my cat consuming a poisoned mouse. But, since our whole neighborhood had a problem with the mice, I wouldn't be too surprised if a neighbor did it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

With a cabinet made of billionaires?

Yeah ok what else you want us to smoke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

With the exact same number of weapons and ammo. Stuff ain't cheap or easy to come by, plus they can use rocks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

As awesome as that is - remember in the movie that the romans just executed all of the survivors of the initial massacre instead.

I'm like 90% certain that the US powers that be would be fine with this, so we might want to think of something slightly better if it comes to this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

My favorite part is when he stands up to talk to the mirrored glass the handcuffs just pop apart like they weren't even there in the first place. Four military soldiers in this picture for a man who could literally turn them into pink mist

VS the entourage NYPD gave Luigi. An unarmed man with a back injury. They really are scared.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We really need to do something about him.

Any ideas?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He still thinks a trade deficit is bad.

Goddamn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That works too. It just needs to get caught in a single prop for it to go down

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's definitely giving them too much credit.

They are probably trying to reduce the number of eligible jurors who would acquit him.

[–] [email protected] 138 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I don't see how they don't see it.

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