omgarm

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Inagine going back hundreds of years to convince everybody in the world to use the same time. "No I know not everybody has a clock, but if you could consider sunrise midday that would make my job in the future much easier."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

You need better salads in your life. Goat cheese, bacon, egg or sun dried tomatoes are great additions that contribute to it being filling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Federation is taking some getting used to I guess.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All the code I know is stackoverflow search results.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I am so confused.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Just call 'em seaturtles and landturtles like other Germanic languages. Then you can just ask them how they identify and throw them wherever is best suited.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

You have the most appropiate username.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It waa the first thing I thought of as well so there are at least 3 of us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Phew close one.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago

Clearly the 17 year old posted this, thinking of all the ways he could be screwed over if he ever dared to talk to a woman.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Identical twins should be called clones.

view more: ‹ prev next ›