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Ahhh of course it was the Onion

I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that's going to hell...

I bought one of these and did not sleep all night even though I'm a regular coffee drinker and I'm convinced it's some hypercaffeinated situation like the Panera drinks. They used to be regular iced coffee. Not buying them again.

It's not even loading for me (Vivaldi on Android). I ran it through Textized. It's on the Verge alright... verge of unreadability 🙄

Ah yes, I grow these orange houseplants every year. Visitors definitely admire this species of lovely orange houseplant 😉

Heyyy it's a phone on a cord. Nice

Gladiator, I saw it opening weekend

My bad!! I thought it was "unixsocks" but that's the name of the magazine. Sorry!! Your name is great :)

~~Username checks out~~

Edit: apologies, I am not smort

Exactly

He'll really do anything except the things we all know will bring the advertisers back.

¿por qué no los dos?