It sounds like what you are looking for is a form of an object request broker. Provide the name of a class as a string (or, if the set of desired objects is more constrained, an integer or enum or something similar) and then build an instance based on that key. Generally, all these objects typically inherit from some base class like Object so that the broker can return an Object* and the client can dynamic cast it down to the actual thing. I've used a pattern like this in the past that worked pretty well using macro magic to enable classes eligible to be instantiated through the broker (register the key and the class name with the broker). This was pre-C++03, so doubtless there are cleaner and more modern ways to implement such a thing these days.
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My curling peeps will know what I'm talking about.
I wonder if they're a publicly traded company. Given the choice between this company trying to compete in the marketplace against Apple versus a guaranteed revenue stream from licensing and royalty fees (and likely a lucrative one at that), I'm pretty sure I know which the shareholders would pick. If this company ends up doing the former and going under, I can just smell the shareholder lawsuit that would ensue.
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And your brother surprising you by coming home for Christmas from the Peace Corps and getting to fuck him
The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.
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This is fantastic work, and anybody who downvoted this clearly did not get it.
Welp, I totally misinterpreted this picture! I thought she had asked him into the shower for a little sexytimes, but she's on her period and didn't want to mess up the bed. Dude don't care, he still went downtown during shark week.
This is one of the stupidest things I've seen online in a very long time, and of course I laughed for a solid minute. Well done, OP.
As an old Perl jockey, you can pry my backticks out of my cold, dead hands.