jafo

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What if the hives are rent controlled?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The Metamorphosis of a Prime Intellect.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't the DA position and elected one? How do you blow someone to get a position that the populace of San Francisco vote on?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

After you listen to a song, the secret police from the RIAA come and lock it up in a small, dank cell given minimal sustenance, until the next time they can send it to some seedy hotel, suburban home, or automobile, to turn a trick and make them some more money, like some sort of whoo-re for the ears.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Apparently: Them playing our local city square, doing a terrible performance, acting like prima donnas, and then after inviting people to come see them at the merch booth after the show, then never showing up.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

"The Grand Canyon is hundreds of years old." "I'm pretty sure it's millions of years old." ...later... "I looked it up, it is hundreds of millions of years old. So we're both right." - King of the Hill

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

TBF, that's how I robbed Chase Bank last week.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the lead that makes it slightly sweet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

"I will if you take a dementia test..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that subtle joke that I love but nobody else ever seems to get: Well, I defended my thesis in comparative literature, but it seems like he's got a pretty healthy pulse to me...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I've been using it on Ubuntu 22.04 for almost 2 years. It started off rocky, with frequent restarts needed, maybe every week or two. It's been pretty solid, though I did give up on using it for screen sharing and captures, which is unfortunate timing in today's WFH world.

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