illumrial

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Pretty sure that Dimetrodon has a mustache so it must have been a very silly time in paleontology.

They didn't know it was actually his until they checked the logs.

They're just kicking the can down the road until the heat dies down.

Hell yeah I want that Shire life

Yo I wanna walk to my buddies house, smoke some pot, eat some good food and just live a jolly life.

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

I tried this and it doesn't work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I'm guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn't spend a bunch of money on shit.

If you look at beef you can have low resolution steaks.

Ahhh yes a classic from an earlier time.

Marijuana baby, that sweet sweet leaf.

But.... Pie...