iamericandre

Don’t forget the masks

If you voted for trump you’re dead to me

In you go tweety bird

Oh gee I don’t know, maybe because it’s a shit platform run by a petulant man child.

Restaurant Christmas party, guy walks out of the bathroom drunk af and tripping on shrooms with his dick out. Owner and their kid were right there when he came out. Instantly fired and lucky he’s not a sex offender

Books of blood is another one to check out of his.

Bring tons of pipe weed plz

What a badass

The comment is slightly ambiguous so let’s chalk it up to that.

The democratic candidate for governor is named Josh Stein

Thank fuck. Robinson is a psychopath

Deglaze with your favorite beer