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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey that would be easy, he hates football!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's the goal. There's some drama right now that makes that really hard, but within a couple years that's where we're headed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Hm... getting him more work, I love it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I totally would but he'd throw a whole fit lol. Maybe for his birthday in a few months...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah my wife loved the smell in the aisle, but it got old really fast at home lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I've thought about just doing a few candy bars or something. I think the sunk cost fallacy has kicked in, so I almost want to go higher effort but bad lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Hm... I wonder if Walmart still has watermelon scented candles. "But dad, it smells just like summer!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

My wife suggested "number one sad" with a card explaining that he was, in fact, my first dad lol

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Ooh I like this. Especially since he hates strong smells.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That would be especially funny because he's Mormon, and he's very upset I'm not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Honestly that's kind of what I'm thinking. Then he has to store them, and he'd feel like he had to wear them at least once. Just a little upsetting for him.

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