genuineparts

joined 1 year ago

Help me formulate the dullest response to colleagues when they goad me into telling them why I quit in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I have been activated. Сука Блядь Comrades!
Будем здоровы!

Täglich werden in Österreich 11 Fußballfelder zubetoniert, doch die regierende Volkspartei ist gegen Stopp bei der Bodenversiegelung in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Die armen Fussballfelder!

or cult, I don't see difference in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

One of us, One of us.

OLG Frankfurt: Entwischter Häftling kann nicht klagen in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

"Wie ist die Freiheit so?"
"Kann nicht klagen..."

Title in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Sorry I don't have the Maid Outfit, but the first part I got down pat.

I am a surgeon! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Well... it wasn't in the Chest area. Let's get the Skull saw.

The Day Before developer Fntastic shuts down - Gematsu in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The Day Before developer Fntastic shuts down

So they are shutting down tomorrow?

Someone stole all my lamps. You'd think I would be upset, but actually... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Do you have any clues who did it or are you totally in the dark?

A plane fueled by fat and sugar has crossed the Atlantic Ocean in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Look at me now Mum, I'm plane fuel!

Funny Repair Youtube channels? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wes is a top bloke. If car repair is your thing also Check out Eric from South Main Auto Repair: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtAGzm9e_liY7ko1PBhzTHA
Probably one of the best Mechanics and a really funny guy

‘SPOOKTOBER 2023 - 004’ [OC] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I bleep slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started bleeping it's very hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could bleep forever, bleep until I drop

Do crocodile scientists know the answer? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Because they are gay and had their nails done. Source: Am Crocoscientist.