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I bet Satan would give the kid what they asked for, and not just some lump of coal.

You know what’s always coming but never gets here?

The Riker thing is obvious, but are we going to gloss over how Geordi’s holodeck program (that he’ll be making out with) looks like Keiko?

Amen. Now, where’s that Wine?

I need to go to Denny’s more. 😅

Is this the new campaign strategy for Trump? Instead of convincing voters to vote for you, you convince voters that the people they hate endorse your opponent?

I await the endorsement of former Nixon staffers to confirm my hypothesis. Maybe sprinkle some nazi-sympathizers in for good measure.

There they go, saying the quiet parts out loud again.

It’s blood-comma-sweat, not “blood sweat”.

I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.

Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.

I thought a Freudian slip was something you do with a milf to get her in bed? 😈

One of the benefits of adhd is that my memory sucks. It also helps that third grade was 40-something years ago. I have one or two memories of third grade, and one of them is of the space shuttle challenger exploding. RIP.

I knew a girl in college that had lost her sense of smell. This was 20 years before covid, so that wouldn’t have been the cause. Maybe this loomer person has no sense of smell.