I do not know why. Just popped into my head, and now you just suffer as I have suffered
dharmacurious
joined 7 months ago
Thundercum and nutting, very very frightening, hey! Cumalaeo, cumalaeo, finger-o, magnifico!
I'm just a porn boy, nobody fucks me
He's just a porn boy from a porn family, Spare him his nut from this orgasmistry!
Easy cum, easy go, will you let go?
I was gonna say, that's only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn't seem so crazy to me.
Two thing:
1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.
B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.
Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.
The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.
I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing
Normally I'm not excited for holidays a year in advance, but I saw Rocky horror in theater last night for the first time, and now I can't fucking wait. I'd go do that once a week if I could. It was amazing.
Next Halloween is gonna be awesome
No, no, no, When life gives you lemons, don’t ~~ make lemonade~~ get whores.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
How old is that? I've been looking for one for years. I think that's it, but I don't remember the last panel like that
I'm a little afraid to ask, but what is "dusk?"
Yeah, that's a very good way of looking at it
It's honestly one of my absolute favorites
The Man From Earth. It's always felt out of place to me. I'm not sure if it's too early or too late, but it doesn't feel of it's time to me.
Same vibe for The Discovery of Heaven.
All sizes are valid and wonderful. Just gotta teach them damn tops to use em