dasJot

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

MBS! It’s the Michael Burnham Show!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I still think my 2012 Macbook Pro with the Highres screen was peak Apple. It’s been downhill ever since, but the current releases of macOS and iOS are a an extra special kind of crap. The worst part: it’s still miles ahead of Windows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

In my head Discovery will always be ST:MBS - The Michael Burnham Show.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Absolutely. He’ll also run again if he wins, because his Supreme Court will decidee that a two-term-limit is unconstitutional.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

That’s great until Google finds that one picture of your child at the pool and immediately deletes your CSAM-harboring filthy account.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

My home assistant tracks the power usage of my washing machine (via a Tasmota plug) and notifies me when the power goes under a threshold for a few minutes. Which happens at the end of the washing cycle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No instruments, just a microphone to talk to ChatGPT.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Wonder how long it takes for the first Tesla driver to total his car this way…