cowboydiplomat

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Okay those are pretty dope though, come on.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s not just waking any random people up either, but the crowd of ‘fuck you I got mine’.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I didn’t realize I was so spoiled. On mine, the 1, 2, and 3 buttons add 1-3 minutes, respectively. And I don’t have to hit start either. I want a minute I press 1, done. 90 seconds would be 1 and +30, two button presses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you are now manually breathing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

It was Lewy Body Dementia, I remember because my grandma had it. It’s non-hereditary thankfully, but just as debilitating as Alzheimer’s.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I like ‘bob’s your oyster’ because both original phrases are nonsensical to me. Is there a word isometric to portmanteau but for phrases / idioms?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can afford to send out more shoots than a seraphim has eyes when you were born from the ground gently swaddled in a metric fuckton of starch you generational wealth inheriting bastard.

You really have a way with words 😂