copymyjalopy

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What naughty fun have you been up to this fortnight? (Sep 2nd - Sep 15th) in c/[email protected]
me_irl in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Sleep till noon?

What movie did you watch as I kid which you shouldn't have? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

When I was roughly 10 years old I watched my next door neighbors' parents' home made hardcore sex tape. She had found it while snooping in her dads closet. So yeah, little old me (boy) and closest friend (girl) sitting on her parents bed watching a very graphic homemade porn.

Definitely shaped my sexual development...

TIL Adenosine is an organic compound that, when injected, stops the heart for a few seconds and is used to treat heartbeats, that are too fast (140-250bpm), in effect turning it off an on again. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ive never rexperienced anything like it. It happens extremely fast. Dr injected into the IV and instantaneously every muscle in my body contracted (at least that's what it felt like), I lost my vision temporarily although my eyes were still open. Similarly I couldn't hear anything either. I was filled with an extreme feeling of...rushing...adrenaline... Really hard to describe. I felt my heart give one last big THUMP and then stop.

And suddenly, my heart started again. My vision and hearing restored, I was back in the ER surrounded by Dr and nurses and techs. Breathing hard, somewhat confused and experiencing a little twinge in my back from the contractions.

The whole experience took maybe 3-4 seconds. It felt like minutes.

TIL Adenosine is an organic compound that, when injected, stops the heart for a few seconds and is used to treat heartbeats, that are too fast (140-250bpm), in effect turning it off an on again. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Have gotten a dose of this before in the ER. Absolutely do not recommend!!

Fellas of Lemmy, what's your Every Day Carry (EDC)? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This would appear to be my wife's strategy as well.

For the dudes here... What "girl" song you secretly love? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Pretty much anything by Birthday Massacre.

What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Mine is activated by blinking hard.

When did you get hit by "the tetris effect" AKA playing a video game so much that you get the urge to do moves/actions from the video game in real life? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've attempted to quicksave a couple of times before parallel parking my truck.

Meet my new puppy: Ass! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

sigh...pussy

What's the worst natural disaster you've been in? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The Witch Creek Fires in San Diego in 2007. I didn't receive the reverse 911 call and ended up fleeing my building after it was already on fire.

“First Date Farts: Don’t Shit, Don’t Shit, Don’t Shit“ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Just listened to "You Look like You Could Use a Fuckin' Lamp". That shit is unhinged.

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