I once heard it described as a verb tense of "yoink" and that made me feel a lot better about it slipping into my regular usage.
I'm still cheugy af tho, according to my 26 year old roommate, so maybe don't take advice from me.
Take it easy, homeslice xx
I just had a horrible thought after reading your last paragraph. The safety law regarding the back seat could be applied to fetuses via a law banning pregnant women from driving or sitting in the front seat, taking away even more autonomy.