If you're tired, you'll sleep in almost any position. I'm not talking good sleep, 8 hours and waking up well-rested.
Recently, I feel asleep on a train, sitting in a jump seat, going sideways, my head against a window. Some evenings, after work, I fall asleep in my living room chair.
Some people even fall asleep while driving a car.
You aren't happy with your selection of free software and still have the audacity to call the people behind that names? You didn't even read the article did you.
Be a "decent" person yourself and start your own browser. We'll happily judge.