brothershamus

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[–] [email protected] 169 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Member that time when Microsoft got dragged in federal court for ten years before they eventually decided Microsoft was a monopoly for forcing their browser on everyone and then sweet fuck all happened to them for it?

Well the judiciary sure has changed - now they're way more computer savvy and they . . . checks earpice . . . I'm sorry, that should be: they're just as fucking clueless as they were thirty years ago if not even more so. We're screwed, goodnight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

vile! AAAAHHHHHHh dead

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Cardinal Scum: Lord Google! Our Premium service is only making 8.5 Billion net profit per year, a miserable increase of 25% from last year!

Lord Google: These peasant eyeballs have disappointed me. Force the plebians to ingest propaganda as in the olden times! And as for the so-called-Premium subs . . . we will crush their purchasing power!

Cardinal Scum: Yes Lord Google! Brilliant!

Lord Google: Muwahhahahahahah!!!

Cardinal Scum: (hesitantly) Heh heh . . hee heee heeh hehehehh yesssss . . yes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Absolutely the most hated. The marketing chuds are gaslighting by claiming to be less hated. Nah, nah brah. Seriously the most hated. By FAR.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Three simple words: Droning minor chords

You get maybe, in a 2 hour movie . . . 20 minutes maximum. Not 100 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

side eye puppet meme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I suspect the answer lies in the method by which people saw the question. Like, if you went up to people standing in line at a bank, or outside a concert or soemthing and pulled out a paper-based photograph and said "I saw this yesterday, what could it be?" you'd get the answers you were probably expecting. (As to the actual quesiton, yeah I dunno)

But if you post contrails on a website and say something to the effect of look at these contrails, then all the contextual clues you've given so far are the same that have been used by a lot of Qanon and other batshit crazy people who recently decided a demented orange rapist was equivalent to Jesus for them. I'm just saying it's a totally different context from what you were probably intending.

That's my guess as to "why" people saw it through a lens of "politics". Less about actual scientific content, more about media theory.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Kids - listen to me. There's only ONE star wars movie. The rest are fan-made films that are fun but meaningless. Don't get confused.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (7 children)

so they're officially "Texas-based" now eh? Heh. Sure, why not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Ya Boi going full Charlie Sheen

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you're on Xitter, I don't know what to tell you. Except, get off.

Has no one made the standard "how to move to Mastodon and take all your twitter followers with you" yet? If they have I havent' seen it, but that's the missing link here.

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