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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Also noteworthy for visitors to the U.S.: The police are allowed to lie to you.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Eine wissenschaftliche Umfrage war nicht zu erwarten. Aber selbst Hans-Günther hätte doch auffallen müssen, wie dämlich

Forderung zur Rücknahme des Verbots

formuliert ist…

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Why the fuck would they name it PRISM?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I didn’t know there was a comic series. I guess I’ll read that since Amazon pulled their animated series off of Prime.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Sprudelwassertrick

Du meinst, Pommes in Sprudelwasser frittieren?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Autobahnen sind ebenfalls ziemlich breit

Jeder sollte einmal in seinem Leben eine Autobahnüberführung unterqueren (ich hoffe, die Präpositionen sind richtig herum). Da braucht man echt lange für.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Als plötzlich „Nudeln ausverkauft” waren waren es auch nur die billigsten Nudeln, die nicht mehr auf Lager waren. Soo wichtig, dass man ein paar Cent mehr ausgeben könnte, war den Leuten ihre Panik dann auch nicht.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

„Vegetation” ist einfach ungenutzte Fläche wie das Gestrüpp an Bachläufen oder was?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If a child was 6 when Yu-Gi-Oh came out (1996), they’re now 28 and may have been on duty for 10 years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Thanks for introducing me to Bortle classes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I didn’t expect sparkling rainbows, but I saw literally nothing. Just a regular starry night. :(

 

Meme transcription:

The alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y X Z

The alphabet for installers: C:\

 

Meme transcription: Anakin & Padme

[Panel 1] Anakin tries selects “Update and shut down” from the Windows start menu.

[Panel 2] Padme, labeled as “Windows”, cheerily says: ”You mean ‘Update and restart’, right?”

[Panel 3] Anakin takes an annoyed look.

[Panel 4] Padme, still cheery, says “I’ll just ‘Update and Restart’.”

 
 
 

geteilt von: https://feddit.de/post/3766285

Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

 

Meme transcription: A table comparing the steps to start a game ‘then’ vs. ‘now’.

Content of the “Then” column:

  • Double-click GAME.exe
  • Play game

Content of the “Now” column:

  • Launch Steam
  • Steam updates

  • Steam opens

  • Close Steam’s ad window
  • Select Game
  • Game launcher starts

  • Game launcher launches Game launcher updater

  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Ok
  • Would you like to sign up for our newsletter?

  • No
  • Our EULAs have changed. Please review them before continuing

  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes, sell my soul
  • Start game
  • Skip vendor intro
  • Skip vendor intro #2
  • Skip vendor intro #3
  • Sit through nVidia The way it’s meant to be played
  • Skip opening cutscene
  • Main menu opens

  • Would you like to connect your Steam account to account?

  • No
  • Press play.
  • Play game.
 
 
 
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