ben16w

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got "harry potter and the rash on the way home"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think they probably see us as stupid gods

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is that Laci Green?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

One of my favourites to think about is "How are you?". Taken literally that question makes no sense. "How are you?" "Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there...."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

What's Simon doing in a cat cafe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It's our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I'm almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My wife is preggers so I've got all this to look forward to .

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

This brass band cover of Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack https://youtu.be/ZeI0PXj7LIw?si=BlnYr_o8IfJ9FKy9

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

My cat is ginger so he gets "ginger shit" a lot of the time

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think it's a werewolf

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