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[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Eating garbage food will also make you feel bad, no matter your age.

I used to eat junk food a lot in undergrad, and since I developed a tolerance/got used to feeling shitty I didn't realize how much it impacted me day-to-day. Once I started grad school I shifted to healthier eating (real, unprocessed food), and quickly noticed how much better I felt, how much more energy I had. Now if I eat fast food (rarely) I always feel like crap right after the meal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They can't get too close, or the masses of their egos will rip spacetime a new blackasshole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Billionaires are a cancer. If we don't remove them soon they'll kill us all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ditto. One bout of shitting the toilet while puking into the bathtub ensured all bathroom trash bins are now 1) solid, and 2) comfortable to bear-hug.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

My husband and in-laws were taken down by oysters too. Last New Year's they shucked and ate two trays full between the three of them, and the following day were hugging toilets. We were visiting them in London and had to reschedule our flight home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

He had concepts of a repeal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Since he loves his hamburders so much let's hope he gets all the onions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Leeloo Dallas multipass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

We need to deport him and seize his assets.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

I have nothing to say other than Elon is a dipshit. Pass it on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

First they blow up the place, flatten it, and then build their vacation homes on top of the people they killed.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like a game of Dungeons and White Dudes.

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