averagedrunk

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Why do you think we have mostly terrible "journalism" these days?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You have women friends? Have them make your dating profile if you want to date online. Seriously. They'll make you sound awesome while telling the truth. Chances are at least one of them is good at taking pictures.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Can you not have a bit of respect? Some of us are tryin' to bask in moon glow!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

They do it so I'm not as ugly. I apologize.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Same. They're both perfectly valid opinions. If it's 4 in the afternoon and I want a burger before a night of hard drinking, keep your damn egg to yourself. If it's 4 in the morning after a night of hard drinking, a runny yolk on a greasy bacon breakfast burger is just what the doctor ordered. But for me hard fried or scrambled just don't feel right.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

The Bible perspective and the religious nutjob perspective are two different things. Jesus was too woke for some of these people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Theoretically, someone could have baked the sugar from lemonade onto their pipes by riding with a cup of it in a cup holder attached to an engine guard. Then hypothetically that person could have had great success removing it using Bike Brite, then taking 000 steel wool to it after the bulk was gone.

I'm not saying it happened, I'm saying you can't prove it happened to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I'm approximately your age. I assumed the same thing. Hell, I thought crazy conspiracy theories were just people pretending "What if..." together.

In my younger days I would have been on a lot of bandwagons just to joke about the people who "didn't get the joke". It turns out I was the one that didn't get it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which one of the Cenobites are you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Fitz the Cat happened in '72.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'll do to you what I do to other unwanted pests! I'll yell "Go-on, getonouttahurr!" ineffectually while shooing you away with whatever I've got at hand.

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