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[–] [email protected] 94 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Men on dating sites:
Posting one of the few photos of themselves they have
Posting a photo they have where they're actually happy and feeling a sense of accomplishment

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Only to be ignored by any actual women. Guaranteed to be accosted by bots and time wasting sex workers.

I don't know how there are any straight men left on dating sites other than the "top 10%," of course.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I've never taken a selfie but I do have some fish pics

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It’s called Plenty of Fish! I thought it was a fishing site?!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

It's got plenty of phishing alright

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

T̸̙̼̰̫̝͍͚̽͆̄͜͠h̷̭͕̐͜e̶͓̩̎̔̋̈́̈́̏̚ͅ ̶̖̟̺̈͗̽̑̉̽̉͋p̸͕͓͉̩̫̻̯̱͓̏͋͛̌ẹ̶͆̋̌̏̈́́͗̄̌͝o̷̢̟̜͚̣̟̥̳̪̅̿̐̈́̾̐͆̕ͅp̴̟̭̰̬̣̆̍̓̀̅̋̈́̍̊l̷͖̜̟͖͐̐̈́͑̕͠͝͠è̵̛̪̥͔̪̰̮͐͛͊̅̕ ̶̧͙͑̑A̵̖͔̭̮̖̲̼̤̓͂̍̕R̸̨̖̭͉̠̙̙̅̏̂͗E̴̢͙͖͕͇̤̳͙̮̥̅͊̓͝ ̵̛̗̹̰̄̋͐̑ṭ̶̛͔̙̐̓̓͂͊̈́͛̾ḩ̷͔̼̃̀͊̎̂̈́͊́ḛ̴̊̊͗͆ ̷̭̫̗̇f̸̻̉i̶̧̨͉̟͔̩̣͊̓ͅş̶̢͙̩̙̟̩̮̪͎͑͝͠ĥ̶̛̘́

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Monkey brain say show women fish, man good hunter, women eat good, come back to cave

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Living in the Midwest, this is also super common on women's dating profiles. I'd estimate probably more than 1 out of every 10 has a fish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I've seen that on Facebook. I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (6 children)

When do you have pics taken of you? Especially as a man it can be that you have a very limited selection of pics. Selfies are another matter.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I think someone is really fishing for compliments here.

This smells a little bit fishy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I can neither confirm nor deny the rumor that Ryan Gosling's trailer on set always smelled of fish.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The last time I made anything like a profile for tinder was when I made one for PoF back in the before times, in the long-long ago, the year 2007. I didn't have fish pictures, but I did have a picture of me riding a unicycle.

It was more effective than I expected.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It's called plenty of fish for a reason, you're supposed to post pictures with fish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I think I'd enjoy that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You gotta understand just how few pictures men have of themselves. Most of us aren't randomly taking selfies; a lot of us don't even have pictures of us with our friends.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It is customary among her people that the man bring a leg of a lingta to the first courtship dinner. Make sure it's fresh, as if you had just killed it. Then use the leg to sweep aside everything on the table and declare in a loud voice, "I have brought you this! From this day, I wish to provide food for you and your House! All I ask is to share your company and do honor to your name!"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (12 children)

quickly jots down notes, “go fishing… catch fish… show to barbie.” got it, now what? I’m recently single after a long marriage, HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have women friends? Have them make your dating profile if you want to date online. Seriously. They'll make you sound awesome while telling the truth. Chances are at least one of them is good at taking pictures.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Thanks. The comment was for comedic effect, but when I’m ready to date I’ll use this advice.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I know a fair amount of girls from Minnesota and Oregon who would like that because they're into fishing themselves. They grew up fishing with their fathers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

YOOOO LOOK AT DIS BARBIE! I found these fishes inside the car

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

well if it would work for me it should work for women, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

do fishkeeping

is science and more interesting

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Bears love men who fish, they're trying to attract bears.

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