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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Went to a software engineering conference years ago in utah. Walked up to a table and was invited to sit down. Never felt so lost in my life. Those Mormon boys know how to table top card play. Wow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Florence and the Machine is a band. She's real shouty. Wife loves her.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I've never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you're videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

You dawg; you're perfect!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago

I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You know what's up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar... Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn't help I'm sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I'm so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I'm a shit american.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Shit. That's a big oops. Been a very long day.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Unholy Confessions In My Ass

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