absentbird

Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I was a little bit drunk and worried it might not be as funny to everyone else as it seemed in my head at the time.

Yeah, a bite is more like a dagger than a short sword. Plus barbarians already get an extra +2 damage while raging, which makes their bites average more than a d6 plus strength with the same max damage.

Beast barbarians can even cause their teeth to grow during a rage giving them a d8 bite attack.

How many people have you bitten? Blood stains your lips, especially if you let it dry, it's not as easy as wiping it off. You need hot water and soap, which might not have been in the car during the trip to the hospital.

Is it really hurting the low speed networks? I would imagine there are many stations that high speed rail doesn't go to. Let goods travel long distance low speed, let people go fast.

But what's your straight line distance to the Parthenon?

At least not without a beekeeper condom.

Spending on missile defense is one of the only parts of the military budget I'm alright with. Heck, why not expand it, intercept every missile targeting civilians regardless of who fired it.

Isn't that the Qatar money the above comment was talking about?

I was making a joke about directions; under, over, transverse; entirely unserious.

It really depends on what it was used for. I almost always turn bacon grease into gravy or mayo, for oil/butter from cooking meat dishes I make pan sauces, but for frying oil I recycle.