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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Luca Boccassi sounds like he got pantsed a few too many times in high school.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh fuck you.. take your upvote and know that you have hurt my soul and I love you for it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Fuck it. What's the worst that could happen?

Oh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We got JJ's a couple weeks ago. 3 sandwiches and 3 cookies was over $50. That was not worth anywhere near that much.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

A spoon of hot horseradish or wasabi work too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Sorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 8 months ago

Don't worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it's just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We should start calling these the "new oculus" or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Guy: Dude, that skinny fish just bit me!!

Friend: It didn't even touch you, pussy.

Guy: I swear to God it got me.

Friend: Got you with what, its scary fish magic?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You have to pay for it? Bro. I'll leave the Internet forever before I'll pay for a search engine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!!

 
 
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