VikingHippie

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh yeah? I've won the local bad decisions championship 9 times out of the last 10!

The reason I didn't win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and ended up sleeping through the whole thing, so I consider it a moral victory.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I call bullshit on your anecdotal video from deranged people with an obvious agenda.

Cats are carnivores. Forcing a vegan diet on them is animal abuse and anyone who does so should never be allowed to care for animals again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

wouldn't feed a cat other animals, it makes no sense. There is Vegan cat food that works just fine.

No! Cats are obligate carnivores. A vegan diet would literally kill them painfully.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

More like the firecrotch nation, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then again, there isn't one where it's a particularly good one, either 🤷

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I bet the dream phones are all malfunctioning because some joker set the font size to a thousand pixels per letter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Can confirm. Got Legionaire's disease on my birthday. Getting older meant not being able to trust farts.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

and an onion on their belt.

Which will be the style at the time, of course.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Over there, in a box.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Nah, we are brains wrapped in skeletons wrapped in meat operated by electricity from ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Everything looks like a penis when all you need is to get nailed? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Nah, they calmed down too late.

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