ThermonuclearCactus

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's a single-celled organism and I live in fear that one day he'll divide by mitosis and then we'll have two of him

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I drove past a car that had its headlights flickering about 15 times every second last year. No clue if it was intentional but it was distracting as all hell. (and probably dangerous to epileptic people)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10