TherapyGary

I said basically this one time when I turned in a shit essay in grad school and my professor, in return with my grade, wrote "you weren't kidding"

Ohhh! I change my opinion- absolutely horizontal lol. Could make an onlyfans and be rich in a week!

I feel like that's more so <10yo kind of humour, but I doubt a kid that age would even understand this comic

This is important context, and you make excellent points

It honestly completely slipped my mind that God has an issue with guys putting dicks in their butts, and I assumed you must be referring to a comic I hadn't seen/couldn't remember. Is that the intended joke in this comic??

Regardless, I doubt Dave cares about that aspect- I think Dave just doesn't like jokes about butts poops and farts.

Edit: (just to be clear, I am queer and not religious)

Hmmm

buttface... or whatever the english term

I'm not sure we have a word for this

But I vote vertical, for aesthetic reasons

We're actually wrong for finding this kind of humour funny :( davel said so

Edit: I actually can't think of a single 12-16yo who would find this funny, and I work in schools a lot

Your account history is too shallow to know if this is sarcasm

I <3 your username

Yes, my number one fav lol

It's just so perfect. Dude is thrilled to the point of ecstasy to have two buttholes, and the panic in his face when he suddenly has no buttholes is worth a thousand words. I also love that God shows up in person to play this trick, seemingly just to be sure the guy knows who's responsible. And what a dick move on top of that- like giving a kid some candy and then, not only taking it back, but also farting directly in their face after. I only hope he deserved it

Does infodumping count?