Tammo-Korsai

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The line on the graph must go up, even if it's for one second! Glory to the CEO! Praise the shareholders! My life for the corporation! Now give me that minute-by-minute profit projection!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Zhukov and Khrushchev also agreed that Lend Lease was crucial, along with many more members of Stalin's inner circle.

(which were better anyways tbh)

Why do you consider Soviet tanks to be better than their American counterparts?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Always remember that flying M113s are an affront to the Machine God.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (11 children)

Out of your seven motorcycles, which one is used for which purpose?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Something, something, invisible hand of the free market and Social Darwinism. Dead people can't be in poverty, right? Problem solved!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Don't make me nuke myself!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"I kept throwing wave after wave of my men at the kill-bots until they reached their preset kill limit."

  • Zapp Brannigan
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If it happened in any other country, it would have been called a coup or insurrection by the media, for sure.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Won't somebody please think of the CEO!? Spare a thought for the investment portfolio!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I fear that the UK might try to join this list not just out of authoritarianism, but out of a fear of technology they do not understand. Worse yet, the Conservative party once threw around the idea of banning encryption in its entirety and acted like WhatsApp is only used by criminals.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm sure they're already planning a traditional riot as I type this comment.

 

Memes weren't even called memes way back in 2001.

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