Tabula_stercore

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Traffic jams are caused by speedcameras because those who are speeding hit the fucking break paddle as hard as i want to slap you for saying bullshit

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Cheese

Oranges all year round. A heated house, lit after dark. Spices.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

She be begging donkey dick for bread by the end of the week

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Good sir, your Pikachu is too HD. See to it at once

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

( David Attenborough voice) After the passenger jet has migrated to its fertility grounds it is ready to give birth. Unlike human babys, the passenger jet leaves the mother sideways. This way it can gather some draft before its heavy seat area touches the air. At this point, The mother needs to hover near enough to the Earth's surface not to endanger the newborn fall, as it's propellers are far from fully developed and can't sustain proper flight yet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

iOS open

So open that you need an app to send a file over Bluetooth....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

triumvirate

(It's a "three" word)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This is a national post, without any science

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The pickle region

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not only that, with Linux you can/have to manually update. Which means I hear the news before running the update

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I thought this was about the discovery channel... and didn't understand anything from the comments

 

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