Stretch2m

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Please be the onion. Please be the onion.

CRAP!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Open your miiiiiiind!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I disagree about the purpose of email. I end most meetings thinking to myself, "That last hour could have been accomplished in a brief email."

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago

On this episode of Black Mirror....

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (14 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Hanlon's razor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

We'll all be dead soon, Frosty. We never even got enough snow to make a snowman this winter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Always look at the hands. AI still doesn't understand hands.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

And look, Anya is wearing "Golden Labia" by Alexander McQueen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Very Monty Python-esque.

E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
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