I interviewed a candidate this morning and kept a running gag going through the whole hour. Both he and my shadow interviewer seemed to appreciate my attempt to keep the process light-hearted.
Why stop there? Anyone that requires any help of any kind from any other person should be immediately executed. We're rugged individualists, not a bunch of socialist pussies!
I wouldn't really characterize fourteen years as "decades."
Those are the wrong documents!
Sorry to hear about your breakup
I keep my electrons in little bottles called "batteries." When I need photons, I cause some electrons to pass through a photodiode.
No need to imagine, I've done it myself!
Are you the wasp whisperer? The wasperer?
Well if there's a baseball cap and bowling shoes and tennis bracelets then there's surely some sort of attire unique to that activity
And what if I'm 10? I'm ten four times, which makes me extra ten.
No; I am the evil clone.