Sludgehammer
joined 1 year ago
~~Videotaping~~ Publishing this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!
That'd make sense.
Any idea what the binary tat is supposed to say? I get "Poeira" from a binary to ASCII converter, which is apparently "Dust" in Portuguese. But that seems kinda an odd choice to have tattooed on yourself in binary.
Even then why the fuck would you tase him?
IIRC the thought the seizure induced thrashing was him resisting arrest. Of course that begs the question, why were they trying to arrest someone having a seizure (that they'd been sent to help BTW) in the first place?
Visiting the corpse of Twitter was your first mistake
My response is usually "Sure, I can always use an alibi!"
The article that they're quoting was published on the eleventh.
That's what gets me about that episode, sure the "Warp 10 turns you into a giant salamander" is weird and the whole "Canonically Janeway and Paris have had freaky salamander sex" is kinda strange.
However, when the crew of the Voyager discover that maybe sentient salamanders that are descended from humans have just been introduced into a alien planet they just go "Huh, weird." and just leave them. They just introduced a species that is not only foreign to the planet but the whole freaking universe. They could track down Salamander Janeway and Paris from orbit, maybe they should spend a week or two trying to capture the sala-babies instead of going, "Welp they crawled into a pool they're gone forever now"
I'm willing to bet he'd just call it an "official act of the president" for legal immunity and the supreme court would back him up with a 6-3 split.
Because it will be reporting how often you look at 8008135
Honestly, IMO Daiya is off even if it is melted. It's just kinda... gluey? It's got a okay cheese like taste, as well as a cheese like texture, but it's somehow way too sticky at the same time.