Seraph

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know what? We needed FYI to be longer and more confusing for no reason. Great job everyone!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... What a savings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Some mace would ruin that guys year. Or at least the mask would come off immediately.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The rest of us are so used to murdering people every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop murdering for a little bit while in Japan. If you insist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well if porn has taught me anything...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

In professional emails the delete button is my best friend. Short and to the point is better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Pretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

He insisted on having a purple wand. Well, a second one technically.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unrealistic: he totally would have waxed that corner first.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Nothing like driving for 10 hours and still not leaving California or Texas!

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