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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

strongly worded

WOAH there, cowboy. We don't want to go wording our PR too strongly, or Israel might think we're semi-serious!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll have you know I have never once accidentally made a Cronenburg monster.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

hence my entire comment? He realized halfway through what he was going to say and changed it. Trump said the dumb thing, THEN corrected afterward.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Somehow that's even worse than "won't be fooled again"

At least Bush could think to the end of his sentence, even if it takes half the sentence to get there. Trump has to say it out loud before he can think about it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The moral high road is filled with corpses

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Damn, gotta sign the ticket with red ink in all caps, now he's on the hook!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

dine on the flesh of Christians

Hard pass.

Too much fat, I'm on a diet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah, not trying to poke holes, but I was hearing "less than 50 years left" when I was in school in the 2000s. I do remember seeing a post here and there about new oil reservoirs being discovered but never any follow up. So I suppose that could be stretching things out. But oil use certainly hasn't decreased in the last 25 years.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You heard it right here, folks.

No discussion of any specific country or region, because this is apparently not a place to ask questions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Well I'm willing to bet the nearest US carrier group is getting (probably metaphorical) steak and lobster for dinner. The brass tends to bring out the good food when they announce a change of course towards potential danger.

The question is, will Chinese forces leave as soon as the group changes course, or will they stare grumpily at them in person before leaving.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The Enemy is strong

At the same time

The Enemy is weak

Straight out of the Fascist Guidebook For Dummies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As soon as I read the title I thought "that sounds like something a shady politician would make a talking point in preparation to try and get rid of FOIA so they can do even more shady shit..."

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