PoolloverNathan

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I roll a d4 for my FPS at the lowest possible quality. I literally can't go higher.

Unfortunately, criticizing Apple's hardware support is only fine when someone else does it.

Repetitive strain injury for the Googlers since it's an ambiguous acronym.

But ******* is already stars. I don't see the point.

Your keyboard lets you press Alt with function keys? That's pretty nice.

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It was probably meant for this comment.

Here's where hunter2 comes from:

 hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
 ********* see!
 hunter2
 doesnt look like stars to me
  *******
 thats what I see
 oh, really?
 Absolutely
 you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
 haha, does that look funny to you?
 lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
 thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
 yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
 awesome!
 wait, how do you know my pw?
 er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
 oh, ok.

Unfortunately, there's a few republicans in this thread.

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