NotMaster

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sadly they sell many. They sell them in batches like twice a year and they sell out in seconds.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I get its a joke but disani is a vendor product that gets stocked more often in smaller quantities when they stock the soda.

Also its disgusting water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

And wriggling!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can do this whole comic with two panels.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It was a good attempt.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That and it was a mediocre game that didnt do anything better than existing established games in the genera.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Here is a sad face...

Earth orbits the sun. The sun orbits the super cluster in the middle of the galaxy. The galaxy is flying off into space being pulled on by other galaxies. The earth will never occupy the same expect space if you factor in all the movements. If you were holding the hand of your loved one and the two of you died withing a thenth of a second apart you would not be able to see them by the time difference at those speeds.

Though its all relative how you want to measure and what you want to measure.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Its true. This is a common tailoring question for men. Nothing to do with being fondled and everything to do with the pants fit. If you are getting measured like this for expensive pants your going to get nudged a bit anyways when they do the inseam measure.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, that is not my take on the lemmy community lol.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

/totkswitchnopcallowed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

April Fools!

-God probably

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