Mwallerby

And it'll only take 10^7 years to pay for itself, bargain!

Weird coincidence - I had a really good Mexican dinner 2 streets away from there last month

Apparently it's not bad

How do hens all know what size an eggcup is?

Henderson's Relish - it's similar to Worcestershire but hyper local to Sheffield (and it's vegan cos no anchovies) and we're all weirdly proud of it

And my axe

I agree that porridge is a soup, since it's cooked all together. A bowl of cereal's constituent parts can also be eaten independently so I believe that makes it a salad.

This does not spark joy

I thought it was style, control, damage and aggression

Oops

Had a little breakdown, quit a job I hated, started a business, got married. It's been a wild ride