MrJukes

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Happy Father's Day! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Would he get that type of dap if his name was Woody Black?

Make it stop in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Stupid sexy Santa's Little Helper

If you like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Silicon Valley you might want to check out Mythic Quest in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Also David Hornsby, aka Rickety Cricket. He's a writer and executive producer for both Mythic Quest and Sunny.

Nuclear fusion experiment sets record for time at 100 million degrees Celsius in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It really throws off the average though

How often do you lie, on a daily basis? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You caught me...999,999,999 times

How often do you lie, on a daily basis? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

1 billion times

New house in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

If I ever look in a mirror and my reflection starts doing anything unexpected, I'm burning that mf to the ground.

Alaska Airlines Grounds Fleet of Boeing 737 Max 9 Jets After Midair ‘Incident’ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I flew in one to get home from Christmas vacation. The seat was literally the most uncomfortable airplane seat I ever sat in. It was like sitting on a concrete bench. I'm going to need to start bringing a seat cushion...

Reddit Falls Short of Ad Growth Targets Ahead of Likely 2024 IPO in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate ads so much. I see practically zero ads in my daily life except when I'm visiting family. I don't understand how people live like this. I'm so glad we have a platform that is targeting $0 million ad revenue.

And this is why I no longer have cable. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They're just interested in that period of history, okay?

Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But it's a December to remember!

Mozillas petition to get an answer from Microsoft, is it using your data to train its AI? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Only if nobody is around to hear it

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