Mongostein

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh shit this might mean it’s finally time to upgrade

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think red is the only colour they believe has an my significance. You’d have to ask an Ork to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

The previous commenter has left you hanging for 28 minutes so I’ll explain.

They believe red paint makes their vehicles faster, so it does.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You’re in jail too because you agreed that Snow White is a fine piece of ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I struggle with depression and choose to deal with it without medication. I have a loose mental health routine… more like a list of things to do on a daily/weekly/monthly basis.

Daily:

Shower

Eat

Spend a minimum of ten minutes cleaning my space.

If not working, spend at least 20 minutes outside; preferably doing some kind of exercise, but just chillin’ is ok too.

Weekly:

Attend some kind of social event. Doesn’t mean anything huge. I got in to D&D and that takes care of that one most weeks. Regular social activity is important.

Monthly:

Clean the bathroom! (Preferably bi-weekly)

This is not a complete list of things I do to help my mental health, but they’re the ones I force myself to do even if I don’t want to. It helps.

I also follow a general guideline I learned in therapy. Keep track of things you’re doing and put them in to one of three categories: professional development, self care, recreation.

The goal is to spend your waking hours doing these things evenly. (I suppose sleeping counts as self care in the right situation)

I’m a former addict. Been clean for 4 years now. I learned these things in recovery and the whole time I thought to myself “This should be a high school course. You don’t need to be an Addict to benefit from this stuff.”

Anyway, these things truly help me and I hope they can help you too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I say S Korea should go take out Kim Jong Un while the north’s army is off getting killed in Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Pokémon Go should make all polling locations a bonus Gym or whatever on voting day.

I dunno I don’t play it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

At first I was like “Wow that far away?”

Then I was like “Wait Doomsday is coming that soon??”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just have the screen go black at a sex scene.

“Pause here, go watch your favourite porn vid and come back. That’s what just happened.”

A choose your own adventure!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Not this one, but they’ve destroyed others under the same “suspicions”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Whoa, SkyNet doesn’t need terminators. It can just bully us in to killing ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You can also buy second hand games and even borrow some free at the library

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