MinFapper

Also, why would you park your bike under that?

I'm guessing women don't get drafted for special operations in Ukraine

Pretty sure they can. Or at least, they can deny you entry into the country if you decline to unlock it for them.

It's never too late:

https://g.co/finance/TSLQ:NASDAQ

You don't need to buy options. Someone did all that and made an ETF out of it for you.

Pacific Rim 2

I assumed it was going to be trash based on that premise, but it had a high production quality and didn't take itself very seriously, which made it rather entertaining.

That sounds like an awful lot of work to workaround a problem that shouldn't have existed in the first place.

Evolution doesn't care what happens to you after reproduction because you've already passed on your genes at that point

That's where time dilation will kick in

Paywall

You've never been to rural Japan if you think they primarily use public transport.

Hell, even in the outskirts of Tokyo most people have cars and drive.

That said tho, there's no excuse for urban city centers to not be walkable.

... how did you put the ashes inside the butt plug?