Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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Thagomizer dildo?
Thagomizer? I hardly know her!
Oh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.
dildo thagomizer!
Fake: Dinosurs aren't real
Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn
I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.
I don't think he ever said it's his first time
Not explicitly, no
Not only was it wild he coincidentally had the account ready, it's equally wild that this girl never thought about her father before this random stranger brings it up while she's trying to work. Really wild stuff, almost makes you wonder.
wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no
what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?
What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.
i always forget birds exist, sorry
edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil
Wait, what happens in Acre?
it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know
It's an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle
Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry
More like Ace
I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%
And the odds of her never having pondered her father except for this one time when she was working: 0%
Obi wan Kenobi'd her.
“These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”
Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.