MantisToboggon

joined 2 weeks ago

If the 90s smelled like sex and candy what did other decades smell like? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

70s probably cocaine and body odor.

Tulsi Gabbard vows to 'aggressively pursue' intel leakers in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The call is coming from inside the house!

Trump administration leaks top-secret U.S. military plans by accidentally adding journalist to private group chat in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It's not his fault, he was drunk!

[Hypothetical] Every day, you forsee the death a random person located far away from you, and their death will happen in exactly 24 hours, how would you try and save them? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Probably get high and rub one out.

Man drives car into protesters outside a Tesla dealership, nobody hurt, sheriff says in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It wasn't his fault the car was in full self driving mode. Totally normal operation!

Crimes against breakfasts in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

That's how they knew she was autistic.

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/[email protected]

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Can I hang out with her?

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

All you a girl with sweet boobage?!

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Maybe smoke a joint.

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Did you try jerking off?