LongbottomLeaf

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Cadets! This axiom may one day save your life: Phase first, ask questions later.

Is it an impostor? A clone or a hologram? Is it a chair or is it Odo? Too many questions! Now you're on your way to being composted into Ketracel.

Phase first, cadet! Phase like Tendi scans. Do not hesitate to phase out the answers to your questions. If a visiting Klingon does not remark, "There seem to be a lot of phaser scars on this station" you have not been phasing appropriately!

Do not wait for them to escape into a jefferies tube or Engineering. Phase them!

We have stun settings for a reason, people! Phase each other, play tag. But for Koala's sake, do not hesitate to fire. Our lives depend upon your itchy trigger fingers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bird in the final image has tried to steal my burrito. And I don't mean gulls, I mean that one specifically.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You beat cancer then went back to the carpet store?!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Bubbles is in Engineering. Ricky and Julian are in the brig with Mariner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"man-made horrors"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is really cool!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Enolates undergo 1,4 addition to α, β-unsaturated carbonyl compounds is a process called a Michael addition. The reaction is named after American chemist Arthur Michael (1853-1942).

I see, I see.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This is getting heavy, Doc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Got that Trellium D! Trellium D! 2 gets 3!

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