My condolences for your too long schlong.
Laticauda
It's not sensationalist. Paralysis and brain swelling as a result of neuralink implants are terrible things. The headline is accurate. People have just developed a more theatrical view of the horrors of animal experimentation based on movie depictions, and cases like these feel understated in comparison, despite both being horrible in their own way. The reality isn't usually as loud and in your face about it as movies, but that doesn't make it any less terrible.
The guy in the picture is actually doing it though, to be fair.
I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?
Wtf kinda monster mozzarella sticks are you eating if they're the size of string cheese sticks?
Heart attack speed run
Over sexist memes that refuse to die? Yes, tbh.
Didn't take long for this sub to start dripping out this stupid girl vs boy meme slop 😑
What a garbage meme. Straight out of the worst parts of reddit.
So obviously that means he couldn't possibly ever exercise, because people who lose weight just wake up suddenly skinny and are never still fat at any of the in-between points during which they still get constantly shit on for existing in a shape society disapproves of.
You know what the difference is, trying to act otherwise is just being obtuse.
Life pro tip: if you're going to be a bit late, call them and let them know. They just want to know if you're still coming dawg.