Kite

I love and relate to every one of the comics at that link lol

That is exactly why I use it. I need to access pages for work, our internet security is ridiculously overdone and so many sites don't load... but the cached versions do. Fml

My cow kitty never shuts up, I don't even need a spell to know what he's saying! He says " food food food food FOOD pet my belly food fooooood"

“We use the services of a third party wheelchair assistance specialist

I wonder what that corporate bullshit speak title actually stands for.

Widowed. Also, dead.

When I was a teen driver in the 90s, my rule was seatbelts or get the fuck out. If they fought me on it, I described to them in excruciating detail what my aunt looked like after a semi hit her car and she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. She was unrecognizable as a human being.. and she lived. Imagine looking like that while still alive. Put on your fucking seatbelt.

I got a robot vacuum/mop so I don't have to worry about most of the floors, now, just need to remember to change out the water. I would have its little robot babies I love it so much.

My life while dealing with multiple chronic illnesses.

I have thyroid issues, and when one of my hormones is out of wack, it feels like microscopic bugs are crawling all over me, especially in my eyelashes. That was A TON of fun to deal with until I realized what was going on.

A swank and a.. swish?

"FKRSSHH" is a very appropriate spelling for the sound of an activating lightsaber. I could hear it immediately!

I really don't want to add "pidgeon wearing a strap on" to my search history."

Here, I took one for the team because I absolutely have someone to send that image to lol. First hit was reddit:

Reddit link.