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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don't put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he's doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only break one law at a time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.

This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or: Don't break the law while you're breaking the law

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where I live, the driver gets the ticket if the passenger has no seatbelt. The car doesn't move unless everyone is buckled in, because I'm not paying for someone else's laziness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah here I'm pretty sure it's the driver gets a fine and the passenger too if they're over 16yo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Okay yeah I looked it up its the same here. Both passenger and driver if the passenger is over 16.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was a teen driver in the 90s, my rule was seatbelts or get the fuck out. If they fought me on it, I described to them in excruciating detail what my aunt looked like after a semi hit her car and she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. She was unrecognizable as a human being.. and she lived. Imagine looking like that while still alive. Put on your fucking seatbelt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As in pieces?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I can work with that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I too, choose this guy's barely alove aunt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fake

anon has friends

Gay

anon slams his bro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have done that except at like from <5km/h with a friend who didn't feel like putting it on. Just enough so they are jolted a little forward. That got them to put it on really quickly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a fake and gay bot yet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

be me. Vasectomy something. Cuck fetish idk. On leddy, nuggets and something something. "Fake and gay" lmao & lol

I am a FOSS bot. Write the fucking code if you don't like it