IzzyScissor

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"..can happen to anyone.." "..would never ever in a million years.."

Well, which is it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Thoughts and prayers"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

And you could compare with friends

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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Oh. Oh no.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

If only something allowed you to use the typing system you already know, was able to be rolled up, doesn't require you to already own a 3D printer and have knowledge of modeling software, and cost less than $50.

If only...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I think what will hurt worse is that the genocide is still talking place and his sacrifice didn't move the needle as much as he would have expected.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (7 children)

"I'm not president right now."

Neither is she, dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Make it so that.. there's an aunt or uncle who wants to help out a little more."

I see a lot of people talking about how they're trying to force grandparents to work until they die, which is completely fucked, but not enough people noticed how he's trying to make people responsible for their sibling's choice to have kids or not.

Basically, if you don't already have generational wealth, he's going to make it so no one in your entire family can escape the cycle of poverty.

Absolutely horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (33 children)

It also destroyed the "pass the aux cord" when driving with friends.

"Hey, I want to show you a song. Pass the aux cord."

Plugs

Plays

Now:

"Hey, I want to show you a song. Let me connect to your car's Bluetooth."

"Oh, I can't while the car is driving. Can you pull over for a minute?"

"Which submenu was is it in? Bluetooth or Settings?"

"Do you mind if I remove one of the devices already connected?"

"Oh, it just auto-connected to your phone instead."

"Here, I'll just send you a link."

"Your phone locked. Can you enter your password again?"

"Oh, you don't have [streaming service] premium? We'll have to sit through an ad first."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The Truman Show - He was born into the role, iirc. The showrunners adopted him before he was born and taped his birth as the first episode of the show so it's not like they knew his personality beforehand.

They absolutely would fuck with his life more than the original movie did, though. He wouldn't have an idyllic life in a small town with too many ad reads, he'd be in The Squid Games.

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